Sunday, February 26, 2012

Combined knitting

Being a self-taught but rather accomplished knitter (if I do say so myself. I've never knitted a sweater, but I have knitted quite a few daleks. So, you know, I kind of know what I'm doing), I was recently surprised to realize that I purl "wrong."

My first thought was, "Fuck you, whatevah, I do what I want," and kept on doing things as I always have.
But then I was working on a new project (working flat for the first time in a long time. I'd gotten used to doing things in the round) and realized that my knit stitches ended up twisted, and while it didn't look bad, I didn't really like it.

So I kept on doing what I'd been doing and I finished my project, and then I did what I have ALWAYS done when having knitting problems:
I TURNED TO THE INTERNET.
And they told me what I had already known.
I was purling wrong.

*headdesk*

So I looked up the right way to purl, and much to my anger it was exactly as I'd been told by the person who told me that I was doing it wrong, and I did a couple of rows of purling "the right way" and realized that I hated it.

See, I purl by scooping, which makes the stitch oriented differently on the needle. I can work complicated patterns without looking, because I can tell by the feel that my purl stitches are these ones and my knit stitches are those ones.
Purling the proper way means that all of your stitches feel the same and I have to do complicated things like counting and looking, which I'm really not interested in doing while I'm watching television and knitting.

So then I found this page and it was like some glorious message was being sent to my brain.
First of all, I was doing everything totally fine. I wasn't purling wrong at all! I had been using a vintage knitting technique. So to the person who said I was wrong, HA. (I'd been doing Eastern Crossed Knitting and just never known it)
Second of all, I found combined knitting, which is my new favorite.

So, long rambly post about knitting and vintage knitting techniques, and now I leave you with a picture of that thing I'm making:

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

From Tumblr: Questions not usually asked

These sort of things go around Tumblr a lot, but I don't have enough followers to ask me any of these questions, so I'm just going to answer ALL OF THEM on this blog.

Questions not usually asked:
  • 1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
    Open.
  • 2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
    Always.
  • 3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
    Out. Usually wrapped around me.
  • 4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
    Depending on your definition of "stole."
  • 5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
    I use little scraps of paper. I'm too poor for post its.
  • 6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them
    Nope. I save them to my computer and never print them.
  • 7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
    OH NOT THE BEES OH GOD NOT THE BEES.
  • 8: Do you have freckles?
    Yep.
  • 9: Do you always smile for pictures?
    Not always. Most of the time when people take pictures of me, they're taking them of me in costume, and then it's a matter of if it's in character.
  • 10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
    When someone invites me somewhere and then doesn't take their headphones out the whole time.
  • 11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
    If I'm going up or down stairs.
  • 12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
    Have some people NOT peed in the woods?
  • 13: What about pooped in the woods?
    Have you not?
  • 14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
    sometiems.
  • 15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
    Pens yes, pencils no.
  • 16: How many people have you slept with this week?
    Big fat zero.
  • 17: What size is your bed?
    At the dorm it's a twin, at home it's a double.
  • 18: What is your Song of the week?
    Black Cab by Jens Leckman
  • 19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
    Totally okay.
  • 20: Do you still watch cartoons?
    Do you NOT?
  • 21: Whats your least favorite movie?
    I really, really hated Wall-E.
  • 22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
    Lithia Park. Then some random kids would find it and be all o_o
  • 23: What do you drink with dinner?
    Water, usually.
  • 24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
    Honey mustard, ranch, ketchup, or a combination of the three.
  • 25: What is your favorite food?
    Mash potato-covered chicken nugget bisciut dipped in barbeque sauce.
  • 26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
    The Princess Bride, Repo.
  • 27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
    We're not going into details about this one.
  • 28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
    Nope.
  • 29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
    How much would I be paid and how many days would I have to diet?
  • 30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
    recently, actually.
  • 31: Can you change the oil on a car?
    Probably.
  • 32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
    Nope. Drive a car that goes a max of 55.
  • 33: Ever ran out of gas?
    Frequently. It's part of driving my beast.
  • 34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
    Peanut Butter and Jelly.
  • 35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
    Peanut Butter and Jelly.
  • 36: What is your usual bedtime?
    Peanut Butter and Jelly. Wait. Sorry. About midnight?
  • 37: Are you lazy?
    Peanut butter and Jelly?
  • 38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
    One time I was a covered wagon. One time I was a tree. Also, I still dress up for Halloween. This year I was an Aperture Science Employee. Two years before that I was a dalek.
  • 39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
    Goat?
  • 40: How many languages can you speak?
    English. Also I can swear fluently in about 5 fictional languages from sci-fi
  • 41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
    I want to subscribe to Photographer's Forum, but not currently.
  • 42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
    L E G O bricks (the correct plural of Lego). They're also more painful to step on.
  • 43: Are you stubborn?
    Not really.
  • 44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
    Alton Brown.
  • 45: Ever watch soap operas?
    Nope.
  • 46: Are you afraid of heights?
    Nope.
  • 47: Do you sing in the car?
    Do you not?
  • 48: Do you sing in the shower?
    Do you not?
  • 49: Do you dance in the car?
    Seriously. Is that not normal?
  • 50: Ever used a gun?
    Yup.
  • 51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
    SacCon.
  • 52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
    Kind of. I like them, but yeah.
  • 53: Is Christmas stressful?
    Like no other holiday.
  • 54: Ever eat a pierogi?
    I dont' think so.
  • 55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
    Peanut butter and jelly.
  • 56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
    Several.
  • 57: Do you believe in ghosts?
    Yep.
  • 58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
    Indeed.
  • 59: Take a vitamin daily?
    Not really.
  • 60: Wear slippers?
    To class.
  • 61: Wear a bath robe?
    From the shower.
  • 62: What do you wear to bed?
    PJ pants and oversize t shirts.
  • 63: First concert?
    Rockstar Mayhem 2008.
  • 64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
    Peanut butter and Jelly.
  • 65: Nike or Adidas?
    Peanut butter and Jelly.
  • 66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
    Depending on mood. Fritos if the bag has been opened.
  • 67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
    Sunflowers.
  • 68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
    Nope.
  • 69: Ever take dance lessons?
    Yep.
  • 70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
    Peanut butter and Jelly.
  • 71: Can you curl your tongue?
    yep.
  • 72: Ever won a spelling bee?
    Nope. Semifinalist in the 7th grade geography bee.
  • 73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
    yeah
  • 74: Own any record albums?
    Monty Python.
  • 75: Own a record player?
    My dad does.
  • 76: Regularly burn incense?
    When I'm at home because it pisses off my family.
  • 77: Ever been in love?
    Have you NOT?
  • 78: Who would you like to see in concert?
    Great Big Sea. I think they'd be amazing live.
  • 79: What was the last concert you saw?
    VidCon
  • 80: Hot tea or cold tea?
    Hot
  • 81: Tea or coffee?
    Tea
  • 82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
    Sugar with sprinkles
  • 83: Can you swim well?
    Yes in that I don't drown, no in that I'm graceless.
  • 84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
    yep. I can also plug my nose with my upper lip.
  • 85: Are you patient?
    I WANT TO BE DONE WITH THESE QUESTIONS NOW.
  • 86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
    DJ
  • 87: Ever won a contest?
    a Guess How Many Candies in 7th grade.
  • 88: Ever have plastic surgery?
    nope.
  • 89: Which are better black or green olives?
    Graber olives
  • 90: Can you knit or crochet?
    Both, but better at knitting.
  • 91: Best room for a fireplace?
    The Fireplace Room.
  • 92: Do you want to get married?
    Not right now, but someday.
  • 93: If married, how long have you been married?
    Peanut Butter and Jelly.
  • 94: Who was your HS crush?
    Peanut Butter and Jelly?
  • 95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
    Not really. If it's worth it, I will argue until everyone gives up, but it's rarely worth it.
  • 96: Do you have kids?
    Nope.
  • 97: Do you want kids?
    No kid should have to grow up knowing that I was their parent.
  • 98: Whats your favorite color?
    I like blue a lot. However, I'm more likely to buy something pink than blue.
  • 99: Do you miss anyone right now?
    Yes.
Okay, so that's 99 random questions about me. So we're done.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Back at school

So I've been back at school for quite a while.
I've been doing small updates on my Tumblr, but I really like having a serious blog time here, and I feel like right now is a good time for a new update on my life.

Classes are going well. Script analysis, physics, Shakespeare (we're reading Hamlet and Twelth Night, and my professor is amazing), and photography are the classes I'm taking, which translates to: Lots of reading, lots of homework, lots of reading AND homework, and many many hours spent in the studio.
Add Wardrobe Crew when that starts up and kiss all of the free time goodbye.

I've also been helping out one of my friends with a sculpture project, meaning that I'm spending pretty much all of my free time sewing spoons onto a shirt (it's complicated).
Anyway, this isn't going to be as long of a blog post as I thought it was going to be, because my alarm just went off telling me to get off the internet and do some getting dressed and things like that.

So, everyone, I'll see you all later. I think I'm going to be updating this a bit more, but as it's been quite a while since I last updated, I thought no news was better than some news.
Sentences. Yes.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Do you feel discouraged, like there's a lack of updates here?

Sorry, readers. I know it's been a whole 21 days since I last updated.
So what have I been up to?
Well, I'm back at my parent's house for winter break, which means that I have the Internet Of Legendary Slowness, so I haven't been internetting a whole lot. Instead, I've been doing a lot of other things.

I entered a costume at the SacCon costume contest, and won judge's choice, which was exciting.

Also, my computer is still running Linux, so I'm still at a bit of a loss, but I'm learning how to do important things like install things.

I don't know what I'm saying anymore.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Some things that I do

It's 12:17, I'm half-asleep, and I really need to go to bed, but one does not simply LEAVE the INTERNET.

And I've been thinking about things.

First of all, I've been thinking about how great it is to have a group of friends who think that everything that you do is cool, and who get legitly excited for you when you do things.
And that got me thinking about shared culture.
Like how I've slowly been trying to watch Supernatural, despite the lack of female characters, because there are memes that my friends have that I don't understand, but once I watch this I WILL understand.

Or how I started reading Secret Fandom* because Monica was reading it, and now we've got inside jokes that don't make sense.

And that got me to thinking about acceptance, and where people will be accepted.

And this got me thinking about finals week and all of the fucks that I don't really give, and how stressful it is to be a theatre major here.

Seriously. At my school, you need a higher GPA to be a theatre major than a premed major.

Think about that for a while.

And to add to this lovely angstfest, my ankle's still mad at me for walking into a tree a few weeks ago, and I really need sleep.
I'm torn between really wanting to go home, sleep in my giant full-size bed with my dog and my cats and go to bed at a reasonable hour and see my friends and eat bagels, and wanting to stay here and wanting to stay here with my friends and my floormates and my professors and my comic book store** and eat cupcakes and buy clothes from CD or not CD and walk everywhere instead of driving my giant truck and be where I won't have to sit in the DMV for hours to get a new liscense because some frellnik stole my old one, and where I won't need to drive to Starbucks to get internet that works.

I'm already torn somewhere between regret and wishes.

Anyway, I'm too tired to be coherent, so I'm just going to go to bed now.
_____
*I call it Secret Fandom here because I don't want the people on this floor to take it and start reading it and trying to talk to me about it. I like having exclusivity on things sometimes. Also, I'm one of those fans that I'm pretty sure everyone in the fandom hates, so I don't like people in the fandom knowing that that is what I'm a fan of. Also, because it's a fandom that those outside of the fandom who have heard of it will probably judge me for. If you really want to know, check out the recent blog posts from whitefluffyhat. She's in my blogroll.

**Ashland has possibly the best comic book store ever, when it gets the new issues in when it's supposed to.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

NaNoWriMo tips, day 9

Permission to suck.

Hello, WriMos! I’m writing this for you, but if you’re not a WriMo, you might enjoy this anyway, so feel free to read on because it’s going to be here and you’re probably putting off something that you don’t really want to do anyway.

It’s week 2. I know it, you know it, and it’s difficult. Week 2 is the hardest week of NaNoWriMo. You’re getting into the plot, you know the characters, you’re stressed out, and that pile of dirty clothes on the floor is probably approaching apocalyptic size. If you’re me, you’ve also reached the point where you’re writing on a borrowed computer because yours is broken, and trying to not worry about your wallet, which got stolen.

So trust me on this, however bad you think it’s getting this week, it could get worse.

Do you guys know anything about cartomancy? It’s like tarot, but with normal playing cards. I had to study it for NaNo ’09, in which it was also a method of time travel, but that’s a whole other story. Anyway, in Cartomancy, the ten of spades is the worst card in the deck. You’ve hit rock bottom. Everything that could go wrong does. On the other hand, it’s a comfort. When you’ve hit the bottom, you have to go up. Things can’t get worse.

That’s this week. This week is the ten of spades. You’ve got this nice world, and you know the characters, and then you have to stab them with pitchforks and they have to loose their spleens and you have to mess up their lives. This is difficult. This is the part where you’re feeling connected to the characters, and you want to give them a good story, and you realize that the story you’re writing isn’t good enough for your characters.

And now you want to start over. There was that scene back there that you weren’t very happy with, and that scene that directly contradicts what you want to do now, and you don’t really like your main character but hot damn, your villain is awesome and you really want your antihero to be the star of the story. This is the part where things start to get tricky.

So what do you do when your writing feels terrible and you just want to kill all of your characters?

Well, there are a couple of things you can do. Number 1) you can kill all of your characters.

That’s right. I said that. If you really hate everyone, and you don’t know what to do, and you’ve totally written yourself into a corner, you can have your character’s house’s carbon monoxide detector fail and everyone dies. You can do this. This is a totally acceptable option. Where do you go from there? Well, just keep writing. Something will happen.

Option 2, you can do something else. You can kill your main character and make this story be about your antihero and your villain and how they end up almost destroying the world and then having to work together to save it. This is also a totally acceptable option. You can take what you have, and mix it up a little bit, and suddenly your subplot has become your main plot. This is also okay.

Option 3, you can just keep writing. That’s right. Just stick to your story, set a timer, and pound words out of your keyboard until you realize that you do kind of like your main character. You will, eventually, finish.

You cannot stop writing. That is not an option. What you need to do is to stop worrying about that massive pile of laundry, and stop worrying about doing justice to your characters and your world, and just keep writing. Your brain is a powerful thing. It will put the pieces of the story together, and you will have something awesome. Everything makes sense at the end.

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Polly's NaNoWriMo Tips, November 6, 2011

As November approaches its 6th day, I feel like a few of you may be needing a pep talk or something. I know I do, and this is my 4th WriMo. So yeah, maybe I’m giving myself a pep talk. Shut up. I totally can do that. Sometimes you totally need that.

By day 6, you’re probably getting over the “This will be super fun!” stage of NaNo, and you’re getting into Week Two.

Week Two is a scary thing. During Week Two, you take the world that you set up, and you start breaking it. You know who your characters are, and you’re starting to know where your plot is going (or you think you do. You don’t. You never know where your plot is going. Because of that, you cannot loose your plot, it can just take a surprise twist that no one saw coming. And that’s okay).

And because you know what’s going on, you’re going to start having some trouble. I was writing with my MMC for a while (NaNoSpeak Translation: MMC: Main Male Character, though in my case it could also stand for Main Mail Carrier, but I digress) and I realized that he was a total Gary Stu with no character flaws and all in all he was a character that I just wanted to throw off a bus.

So I started giving him some character flaws and after a page I’d taken that too far and he’d crossed the moral event horizon and I felt like there was no saving him. So I mentioned to my friend, who is also a WriMo, and was in the room at the time, that I hated Steve.

And she asked me, why, and I told her.

And she looked at me and said, “Well, he was on drugs. Keep writing.”

That felt pathetic. It felt like a hand-wave of a scene that I really ought to rewrite because it was really bad, but you know what else it was? GLORIOUS. That, my friends, is the Spirit of NaNo right there.

Your plot feels predictable and suddenly you realized that you’re just telling the story of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves in space? Go for it. Keep writing. You just noticed that you’ve copied every third line from Pirates of the Caribbean and your MFC (NaNoSpeak Tranalation: Main Female Character) is just female Jack Sparrow? Keep writing.

The thing that should really hit home this week is that your writing style may be bad, and your plot may be terrible, and you may hate the entire thing and want to start over or go back and fix a scene or realize that something didn’t work. The thing you are going to realize this week is that you cannot write a good novel in the first go.

And you know what? That’s okay.

This month, you are just going to write. You’re going to write a story that makes no sense in parts, where sometimes you don’t know what you’re doing, where you reread it during December and find yourself making notes like “Ebe needs a personality transfusion STAT!” and all of this is okay.

This is very important to understand. Even if you don’t know where your story is taking you, even if you don’t know who your characters are, even if you just realized that that scene you wrote three pages ago was long and boring and pointless, keep going with it.

Here’s another piece of advice: If you had an idea to change something in the past, write the scene you’re on like you’ve already changed it. If you want, take a little sticky note (or use the notes section in Scrivener. Seriously. Scrivener. Use it) and mark down what change you made on which page and stick it on your Wall of Plot and Notes and What Am I Doing. You don’t really need to, though. It’s easy enough to realize what you’re doing when you edit.

So yeah. Your challenge for the week: Just write. Week 2 is hard. Power through it. Most people give up in week 2, but you’re not going to be one of them. You’re going to realize that this takes a lot more time than you thought it would, you’re going to be stressed about a lot of things and forget to do a lot of things, and that’s going to be fine. Every time you have free time, put your fingers to the keys, put your pen to the paper, and just write. Turn off your brain, stop thinking about it, and let your characters take control of the story.

Because you want to know a secret? When you are done with NaNo, and you take that first draft that you just printed out on your work’s laser printer when no one was looking, and you read it, you will realize that it’s really bad. You will also realize that it’s really, REALLY good in ways that you never thought you could do. And you will like it and be proud. And that feeling is worth so much. Really, nothing short of seeing a plane that you designed flying can match that feeling. It is the feeling of creation. It is the feeling of being a novelist! And you can feel it.

Just write.