I'm like...professional and stuff... (ALSO DALEKS)

So today I did costume sketches for The Breakfast Theater Club Does Eurydice.

Let me take a moment to talk about the Breakfast Theater Club and why I'm so lucky to be part of it.

The Breakfast Theater Club is a youth theater group. And by that, I don't mean that we do shows for kids, or that we're kids being directed by adults. Our oldest member is turning 20 this year. (Because of this, we have some problems. The Quote of the Day today came from Nikki, our director: "I can't just cash a $500 check. They won't let me do that. I'm 16.") And to add to that, we're really pretty damn good.

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....Hai. My name is Polly. My Internet broke in the middle of this blog post and those two paragraphs were all that got saved, so I asked Melody to edit and post this blog. But Melody has nothing to say.

Oh, I know. This evening, following Daleks on Twitter caused Melody a lot of hilarity, and she was inspired and texted all of the Doctor Who fans in her phone book, "Imagine Alan Rickman voicing a Dalek." I, being Polly, received that text message, and responded in the following beautiful manner:

"YOU have MISbeHAVED, mr DOCTOR! TEN points from GALLIFREY"

"you have been CAUGHT wandering through TIME and SPACE after HOURS. DeTENtion"

"You have BREACHED the TIME LOCK in the LIBRARY! I will see TO IT that you are EX-PELL-MIN-A-T-E-ED."

I am now imagining Dalek Snape gliding around Hogwarts chanting, "EXPELLMINATE! EXPELLMINATE!"

Melody is glad she is friends with me.