From Tumblr: Questions not usually asked

These sort of things go around Tumblr a lot, but I don't have enough followers to ask me any of these questions, so I'm just going to answer ALL OF THEM on this blog.

Questions not usually asked:

• 1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
  Open.
  
• 2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
  Always.
  
• 3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
  Out. Usually wrapped around me.
  
• 4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
  Depending on your definition of "stole."
  
• 5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
  I use little scraps of paper. I'm too poor for post its.
  
• 6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them
  Nope. I save them to my computer and never print them.
• 7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
  OH NOT THE BEES OH GOD NOT THE BEES.
  
• 8: Do you have freckles?
  Yep.
  
• 9: Do you always smile for pictures?
  Not always. Most of the time when people take pictures of me, they're taking them of me in costume, and then it's a matter of if it's in character.
  
• 10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
  When someone invites me somewhere and then doesn't take their headphones out the whole time.
  
• 11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
  If I'm going up or down stairs.
  
• 12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
  Have some people NOT peed in the woods?
  
• 13: What about pooped in the woods?
  Have you not?
  
• 14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
  sometiems.
  
• 15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
  Pens yes, pencils no.
  
• 16: How many people have you slept with this week?
  Big fat zero.
  
• 17: What size is your bed?
  At the dorm it's a twin, at home it's a double.
  
• 18: What is your Song of the week?
  Black Cab by Jens Leckman
  
• 19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
  Totally okay.
  
• 20: Do you still watch cartoons?
  Do you NOT?
  
• 21: Whats your least favorite movie?
  I really, really hated Wall-E.
  
• 22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
  Lithia Park. Then some random kids would find it and be all o_o
  
• 23: What do you drink with dinner?
  Water, usually.
  
• 24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
  Honey mustard, ranch, ketchup, or a combination of the three.
  
• 25: What is your favorite food?
  Mash potato-covered chicken nugget bisciut dipped in barbeque sauce.
  
• 26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
  The Princess Bride, Repo.
  
• 27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
  We're not going into details about this one.
  
• 28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
  Nope.
  
• 29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
  How much would I be paid and how many days would I have to diet?
  
• 30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
  recently, actually.
  
• 31: Can you change the oil on a car?
  Probably.
  
• 32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
  Nope. Drive a car that goes a max of 55.
  
• 33: Ever ran out of gas?
  Frequently. It's part of driving my beast.
  
• 34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
  Peanut Butter and Jelly.
  
• 35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
  Peanut Butter and Jelly.
  
• 36: What is your usual bedtime?
  Peanut Butter and Jelly. Wait. Sorry. About midnight?
  
• 37: Are you lazy?
  Peanut butter and Jelly?
  
• 38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
  One time I was a covered wagon. One time I was a tree. Also, I still dress up for Halloween. This year I was an Aperture Science Employee. Two years before that I was a dalek.
  
• 39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
  Goat?
  
• 40: How many languages can you speak?
  English. Also I can swear fluently in about 5 fictional languages from sci-fi
  
• 41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
  I want to subscribe to Photographer's Forum, but not currently.
  
• 42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
  L E G O bricks (the correct plural of Lego). They're also more painful to step on.
  
• 43: Are you stubborn?
  Not really.
  
• 44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
  Alton Brown.
  
• 45: Ever watch soap operas?
  Nope.
  
• 46: Are you afraid of heights?
  Nope.
  
• 47: Do you sing in the car?
  Do you not?
  
• 48: Do you sing in the shower?
  Do you not?
  
• 49: Do you dance in the car?
  Seriously. Is that not normal?
  
• 50: Ever used a gun?
  Yup.
  
• 51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
  SacCon.
  
• 52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
  Kind of. I like them, but yeah.
  
• 53: Is Christmas stressful?
  Like no other holiday.
  
• 54: Ever eat a pierogi?
  I dont' think so.
  
• 55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
  Peanut butter and jelly.
  
• 56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
  Several.
  
• 57: Do you believe in ghosts?
  Yep.
  
• 58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
  Indeed.
  
• 59: Take a vitamin daily?
  Not really.
  
• 60: Wear slippers?
  To class.
  
• 61: Wear a bath robe?
  From the shower.
  
• 62: What do you wear to bed?
  PJ pants and oversize t shirts.
  
• 63: First concert?
  Rockstar Mayhem 2008.
  
• 64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
  Peanut butter and Jelly.
  
• 65: Nike or Adidas?
  Peanut butter and Jelly.
  
• 66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
  Depending on mood. Fritos if the bag has been opened.
  
• 67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
  Sunflowers.
  
• 68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
  Nope.
  
• 69: Ever take dance lessons?
  Yep.
  
• 70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
  Peanut butter and Jelly.
  
• 71: Can you curl your tongue?
  yep.
  
• 72: Ever won a spelling bee?
  Nope. Semifinalist in the 7th grade geography bee.
  
• 73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
  yeah
  
• 74: Own any record albums?
  Monty Python.
  
• 75: Own a record player?
  My dad does.
  
• 76: Regularly burn incense?
  When I'm at home because it pisses off my family.
  
• 77: Ever been in love?
  Have you NOT?
  
• 78: Who would you like to see in concert?
  Great Big Sea. I think they'd be amazing live.
  
• 79: What was the last concert you saw?
  VidCon
  
• 80: Hot tea or cold tea?
  Hot
  
• 81: Tea or coffee?
  Tea
  
• 82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
  Sugar with sprinkles
  
• 83: Can you swim well?
  Yes in that I don't drown, no in that I'm graceless.
  
• 84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
  yep. I can also plug my nose with my upper lip.
  
• 85: Are you patient?
  I WANT TO BE DONE WITH THESE QUESTIONS NOW.
  
• 86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
  DJ
  
• 87: Ever won a contest?
  a Guess How Many Candies in 7th grade.
  
• 88: Ever have plastic surgery?
  nope.
  
• 89: Which are better black or green olives?
  Graber olives
  
• 90: Can you knit or crochet?
  Both, but better at knitting.
  
• 91: Best room for a fireplace?
  The Fireplace Room.
  
• 92: Do you want to get married?
  Not right now, but someday.
  
• 93: If married, how long have you been married?
  Peanut Butter and Jelly.
  
• 94: Who was your HS crush?
  Peanut Butter and Jelly?
  
• 95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
  Not really. If it's worth it, I will argue until everyone gives up, but it's rarely worth it.
  
• 96: Do you have kids?
  Nope.
  
• 97: Do you want kids?
  No kid should have to grow up knowing that I was their parent.
  
• 98: Whats your favorite color?
  I like blue a lot. However, I'm more likely to buy something pink than blue.
  
• 99: Do you miss anyone right now?
  Yes.
  

Okay, so that's 99 random questions about me. So we're done.