http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsXKa97J6pM I have listened to this on repeat. Sanity is slowly returning.
So hello, 7 AM. I'm feeling a lot better at this point.
So basically, a version explaining what happened without the capslock and the swearing:
Jessica* left too late, doesn't know how to drive on mountain roads, likes to randomly slam on her breaks, and the doesn't care about me until she can feel good about herself and tell a beautiful story about how she took care of me so that she can feel good about herself.
From my point of view, I missed my train, bought a hotel room, and now I'm going to find another train. This is going to involve Polly is Stranded in the World's Most Boring Town.
Thankfully, I have finals to study for.
*Still not her real name.